Why Not Come Work at the Casino? We're Hiring.

Intel Brief

A satirical breakdown of every high-ticket job posting that promises the world and delivers a coin flip.

Zach Brown

Founder, Sales Pipeline Pros

Operator Note

Why not come work at the Casino? We’re hiring. Look at what we offer!

> $30k/m OTE…[results not typical… or common… or verified]

> 100% commish…[so you can bet your rent on our ad account]

> Leads pre-vetted…[by 38 seconds of a VSL]

> NO commission clawbacks…[unless we can’t fulfill what we told you to sell]

> All the commitment of a W2…[benefits not included]

> You’ll NEVER be the old guy…[85% of the team refreshes every 6 months]

And the best part is we’re like a family here.

And they say nobody wants to work anymore.

Written by Zach Brown

1,100+ hires placed. 300 founders. Five years of reading people for a living. Need a sales hire?